Is Mariah as CRAZY as She looks?

If we asked you to caption this photo, you would be having just as a hard time trying to write something nice about as we are. Aw hell, we would even take a line or two that can make sense of it.

In any event, Mariah Carey threw out the first pitch at the Yomiuri Giants vs. Rakuten Eagles baseball game at Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan on Wednesday, but but but what they hell is she wearing? No one has ever, nor should ever, look to Mariah for their sense of fashion, but she has to at least work with us a little.

Sidebar: her track "Thanks for Nothing (sorry we need to spell it as ignorantly as she did "Thanx 4 Nothin)" is crazy, two thumbs up.